location: Brighton
I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 25 years old american PG student living in brighton. Although my girlfriend drives me mad, which is a bit of a morbid pleasure i get form her, something is seriously missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. Let's call this an unpaid internship for your services as an arch enemy over the next six months. In fact, you may use me as your reference if that suits you. Nothing crazy. Steal my grocery basket so i have to start my shopping from scratch, knock my pint over at the pub, trip me when Im running to catch the the train to campus and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
Accents preferred.
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