Wednesday

FREE TO GOOD HOME – One Pound

location: London

Please help me, I need a new home.

People have been calling me worthless, not quite what I used to be. People don’t even like lending me much anymore. I’m tired of waiting round in car ashtrays, so I’m looking for a new home.

I used to be the strongest guy around and lately I’ve been getting beaten up by a guy called Euro. I think he’s Polish. There once was a time when I used to swing from pocket to purse and get tickled with joy, however with the smiles come lonely waits in between. I’m still straight although recently my image has been slightly tarnished.

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