Dodecahedrons!

location: whirlpoolgalaxy

In the bitter cold of the Russian winter in a small village……during a howling gale and darkness falling, a Russian peasant wandering home… sees a small game bird on the ground nearly dead from cold. The peasant picks up the bird and warms it…at that moment a herd of cattle come by and one of them drops a large dollop right in front of him. He puts the bird in the steaming dollop so that it will stay warm and fly away. A second peasant comes along and hears the bird chirping happily in the dollop…seizes it ,breaks its neck and takes it home for his supper.
This story has 4 morals.
1) Do not believe everybody who drops you in the shit is your enemy.
2) Do not believe everybody who gets you out of the shit is your friend.
3) Whenever you’re in the shit keep quiet about it.
4) I need a girlfriend.